I was stunned when I heard the news that 5000 sex dolls had been stolen. My immediate thoughts ran to who and how this was even possible? Apparently, this happened over in Europe, and it was in the news for dildos weeks. I heard the story on the same day, and it’s been on my mind ever since.
First off, how do you steal 5000 dolls? Do you drive an enormous truck and load them up? Or do they simply disappear in the night? Next, why did anyone decide to take the dolls in the first place? Were they for resale? Was it a crime of passion? I can’t imagine someone being so moved by a doll that they had to take it.
The idea of stealing sex dolls is also a bit strange to me. I mean, I can understand why someone would want to purchase one, but it seems very odd that someone would steal 5000 of them. It’s as if whoever took them had some kind of twisted plan in mind. What would they do with all the dolls?
On top of that, I find the idea of a sex doll to be a little creepy and unsettling. I’m not sure that I would even be comfortable being in the same room as one. It just seems like a strange concept to me, and it makes me feel a bit uneasy.
Of course, I could be completely wrong in my assumptions. Maybe there is a perfectly innocent explanation for why someone would steal 5000 sex dolls. Maybe there is a sex doll manufacturer in distress, or someone with a lot of money and a strange fascination with the dolls. Or maybe it’s a movie stunt gone wrong. Who knows?
It really makes me wonder though. What kind of person steals 5000 sex dolls? Someone who is desperate, bold, and maybe a little bit crazy. Or maybe it was just someone who stumbled across a great opportunity and decided to take it.
Whatever the reason may be, it is strange to think that you could get away with such a crime. I mean, how do you go unnoticed when moving that many dolls? It must have taken a lot of time and planning to get away with it.
In the end, it’s not really any of my business. But it would be interesting to figure out the truth behind this oddest of thefts.