I’ve been experimenting with hiding dildos in various places around my house. I’ve stashed them behind drawers, in the back of closets, in the bottom of dressers, in the darkest corners of my garage, and of course, the classic “under the bed”. While the under the bed stash is effective, it’s also quite an obvious place to check. So, I started searching for more creative hiding spots to hide dildos.
One of my favorite hiding spots is to hide them in the lining of a purse. Tuck it underneath the flap of the interior and you’ve got a dildo safe haven. It works great for camouflaging any potential discovered dildo. Another great hiding spot is inside a false wall in my home. With a wall built specifically for dildos, it’s easy to pretend like nothing is out of the ordinary.
I’ve also discovered that the trick isn’t necessarily to find the best hiding spots, but to make it look like nothing is being hidden. Put a dildo in an old book, box or case and it’ll just look like a book, box, or case. Insert one in a shoe or a toy and no one will think twice. It’s the art of disguising that makes any hiding spot successful.
I’m always looking for more innovative ways to hide my dildos, so I often keep my eyes peeled for great spots. Hiding a dildo in a drawer full of clothes works well; ditto with the classic stuff-it-in-the-pillow-case trick. Hidden spots in old furniture or behind picture frames can also keep dildos out of view.
The most important thing when it comes to hiding dildos is to be creative! Think outside the box and get creative in your hiding spots; something you know no one is going to expect. If you can do that, you can successfully avoid any unwelcome dildo drama!