I’ve been in this situation before and boy was it awkward. Let me tell you, it wasn’t fun waking up with a foreign object that I had no idea how it got there. My mind was racing with all the crazy scenarios that could’ve led up to this moment.
The first thing I did was just lay there and process what had just happened. I was completely overwhelmed and dildos absolutely terrified. What was I going to do? Would my partner find out? Would they be mad? Will they think something’s wrong with me?
After a few moments, I got enough courage to reach over and pull out the dildo. I was so frazzled and embarrassed that all I could do was just stare at the foreign object and hope no one would enter the bedroom.
Once I had gained my composure, I processed all the possible situations. Was this a joke? Did someone try to play a mean trick on me? Or, did I actually fall asleep using this dildo?
I finally realized the only thing I could do was to just get up and clean the area. I quickly threw the dildo away in the trash and washed the sheets and pillows, hoping to rid myself of this uncomfortable experience.
The most difficult part for me was not being able to discuss it with anyone else – it’s not a normal topic of conversation. I simply had to overcome the internal shock and embarrassment and Penis Rings move on with my life.
Now, I laugh when I think back to that situation, and I can honestly say without a doubt that falling asleep with a dildo is not something I’m likely to do, ever again. Just the thought of it sends a shudder down my spine.
But I do believe that it’s important for us to have an open and honest dialogue about these types of situations – no matter how cringeworthy it may be. Having constructive conversations can offer insight and help create a safe and comfortable atmosphere for us all.