First and foremost, dildo sex is exciting. There’s nothing quite like the feeling that comes with pushing yourself just a bit further than before and getting rewarded with a wave of pleasure. But with pleasure comes fluid. In some cases, more fluid than you imagine! And it’s precisely this mucus, lube and other liquids that make dildo sex a messy business.
I know some people out there might be hesitant to embrace the messy side of dildo sex, but don’t let that stop you from exploring. I just make sure I stock up on extra towels, plastic mats and my favourite lube, and I always make sure my bed is made. Plus, the messiness means that I can keep discovering new boundaries with my partner, something both of us truly enjoy.
Then, there’s the height factor. If you don’t position yourself right, that fluid can end up on your bed or your walls. Not that I’m saying I do this, but one time my buddies tried to fool around in a hot tub. The result? A whole lot of splashing and laughter, plus an unexpected guest from the conservatory below.
Trust me, there’s something incredibly freeing about getting a bit messy with your partner. Slick and slippery, it’s easy to find yourself slipping into a whole new kind of pleasure. Plus, try talking dirty while all that mess is happening – it’ll definitely make it even messier!
And finally, we can’t forget about the toys involved. Dildos and other sex toys can be a little bit tricky to look after, especially after an intense session. Often made of plastic, latex or silicone, they need to be properly cleaned and wiped down after each use. They can also get slippery while in use, so make sure you have a towel on hand to keep things spick and span.
I’ll be honest, dildo sex can quickly turn from pleasurably slick to a slippery, sticky mess. But, it’s worth it. From a dollop of lube to a naughty word whispered in your ear, there’s something incredibly sexy about embracing the mess. So buy those extra towels, cover your floor and get ready to experience a whole new side of pleasure.