I’ll never forget the time I couldn’t find my dildo. It was an absolute nightmare! I had been looking forward to a night of pleasure and found myself instead desperately searching for an elusive toy.
At first, I was annoyed. Who knew a dildo could be so difficult to find? I mean, it wasn’t like it was hiding in the darkest corner of my house or anything–it should have been easy to find! I couldn’t help but feeling helpless and embarrassed.
But soon I realized that it could have happened to anyone. After all, with the hustle and dildos bustle of life, sometimes things just get misplaced. On top of that, it was a little awkward to talk about with my friends. Even if I did, chances are they couldn’t help me look for it–it would just have to wait.
I decided to take a break and distract myself with some other activities. Even though it was frustrating to not know where my dildo was, I eventually found myself able to move on and live my life without it.
Still, vibrators I was admittedly relieved when I eventually did find it. After all of that time searching, it finally showed up underneath a cushion in the couch. I just can’t imagine how long it had been there!
It was an experience to remember, and one that I definitely prefer not to relive. But it taught me an important lesson–to always be mindful of where you put your stuff when you’re finished with it!